“My great great aunt was an acrobat in the circus with Chaplin. They fell in love, went to America, and she had to come back because her mother was sick, and he stayed in America, and that was that.”
Ichabod Crane’s bitch/sass face - part 1
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
*holds up dog treat* WHO’S A GOOD BOY?? WHO’S A GOOD BOY? i am. i’m a good boy. *eats dog treat*